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© SALVATOREH

like-vanilla:

slightly-bovverd:

thedapper-dyke:

If by ‘fuck the police’ you mean fuck the corrupt, prejudiced, racist system then yes, fuck the police, but if you mean fuck the police for stopping you from smoking weed and getting away with illegal behaviour then no, fuck you.

But what if I mean “I wish to have intercourse with that man in uniform”

then fuck the police



fandom-scrawl:

That one follower that reblogs everything you post but never talks to you

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  • Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
  • Cashier: Are you 18?
  • Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.




Lady Gaga on The Born This Way Ball hard singing



generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me



theartofmtg:

femtg:

SPOT ON

I hope cardboard crack never ends.

theartofmtg:

femtg:

SPOT ON

I hope cardboard crack never ends.



clit-squiggle:

If your url has the word “misandry” in it, I am not inclined to take you seriously.



spankmehardbarry:

when i see the bae

spankmehardbarry:

when i see the bae



cartoonpolitics:

 “Student loans are destroying the imagination of youth. If there’s a way of a society committing mass suicide, what better way than to take all the youngest, most energetic, creative, joyous people in your society and saddle them with, like $50,000 of debt so they have to be slaves? There goes your music. There goes your culture. There goes everything new that would pop out. And in a way, this is what’s happened to our society. We’re a society that has lost any ability to incorporate the interesting, creative and eccentric people.” ~David Graeber

cartoonpolitics:

 “Student loans are destroying the imagination of youth. If there’s a way of a society committing mass suicide, what better way than to take all the youngest, most energetic, creative, joyous people in your society and saddle them with, like $50,000 of debt so they have to be slaves? There goes your music. There goes your culture. There goes everything new that would pop out. And in a way, this is what’s happened to our society. We’re a society that has lost any ability to incorporate the interesting, creative and eccentric people.” ~David Graeber







kazifer:

"It ain’t all just burritos and strippers, my friend," Dean says to Cas as he shoves an enormous phallic shaped food item in his mouth right before lots of sexual innuendos and jealous face-making.
Subtext? Nah. Just plain text.

kazifer:

"It ain’t all just burritos and strippers, my friend," Dean says to Cas as he shoves an enormous phallic shaped food item in his mouth right before lots of sexual innuendos and jealous face-making.

Subtext? Nah. Just plain text.



helloheart-bumblingmess:

What a lovely winter we’re having this spring.