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fifth-mayy:

'are you as bored as I am' can be read from back to front and still make sense



fulbruh:

HOW TO BECOME A GODDAMN MAGICIAN

1. OWN A TABLET PEN

2. PUT IT DOWN FOR TEN SECONDS

3. ABRACADABRA WHERE THE FUCK DID IT GO



  •  *spends two hours on character creation*
  • me: ok they look good enough
  •  *starts game and sees beginning cutscene*
  • me: 
  • me: no


the-plaid-princess:

When your pet adjusts their position so they can lay their head on you

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andanotaku:

Table confirmed for ssb4

andanotaku:

Table confirmed for ssb4





brititsh:

when you tell your friends a joke and no one laughs
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supamuthafuckinvillain:

marsneedswomen:

My favourite moment from an animated show

Watch this high it’s incredible



http://goodfuckingsex.net/post/93288878515/drunkblogging-jewist-guys-this-no-kill 

drunkblogging:

jewist:

Guys this no-kill animal shelter in Illinois, USA is going to be shut down unless the raise $5,000 by August 1st which is in 3 days. They have raised $3,320 so far but are still not at their goal. PLEASE donate any amount of money to help keep this no-kill…



what you say, bro?”

dogcan i pet it one time?”

POSTED 4 hours ago WITH 936 notes · reblog


goodfuckingsex:

-annoying:

i want flawless eyebrows and $100,000

I already have flawless eyebrows so all I need is the $100k ;)



dysfunctunal:

omg does anyone else act high or drunk when they’re really sleepy 



2hunna:

mydogsnokes:

if you write in cursive i hate you

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