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oluthegreat:

madeupmonkeyshit:

black people at work

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OH SWEET BABY JESUS IM DONE

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I’m a Very Forgetful Person 

I am a very forgetful person. 

I forget my wallet, my car keys, my glasses. 
I forget to feed my cat, I forget to water my plants, I forget to turn the oven off.
I forget the grammar I learned in elementary, the science I learned in highschool, the dates I never payed attention to.
I forget to take my medications, I forget to go to the doctor, I forget to go to bed to sleep.
I forget my daughters birthday, I forget my wife’s anniversary, I forget my own name.
I forget that I can’t get up to go to the bathroom.
I forget that I can’t walk without a cane
I forget that I can’t eat without my dentures
I am a very  forgetful person.
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sansgod:

i just heard a water bottle in my room crack… there’s a ghost out here just trying to get hydrated… i can respect that



annaeready:

hereforcookies:

So I go to use the (girls) bathroom in my dorm. And the stall I always use is just

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like

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I can’t

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I can’t use this stall anymore guys…

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NO

HOTTIE POTTY



forrome:

"How’s school?"

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castlecasketteer:

me when doing assignments



radgoku:

please be stoked for your friends when they’ve accomplished something that they worked really hard at even if it’s the most boring ass thing your eyeballs have ever witnessed please please please for their sake just pretend to be excited



"When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog."  - A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States. (via africandogontheprairie)



harryhickey:

sadderdays:

garlic bread is fucking gross

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cybugs:

one time my uncle bought a tumbleweed so every time one of his students made a bad joke he could roll it across the classroom 



disney:

Into The Woods debuts this Christmas.

disney:

Into The Woods debuts this Christmas.